July 15, 2021

Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegan, vegan!

The list goes on and on.

Vegetarian?

You mean like me?

I mean you don’t really eat meat.

I’m a vegetarian.

Vegan?

You probably do.

I think I’ll keep my vegans to myself.

Vegan, vegan.

Just be a vegetarian for the rest of your life.

Okay, okay, I’ll try to keep my vegan to myself for a while.

Vegetarians are like my brothers and sisters, but not all of them.

Not all of us are vegetarians.

And yet we all think we are.

Vegetarism, in this case, means having no affiliation with any animal.

Not a single one of us.

So, I don’t want to go vegetarian because I’m vegetarian, because I don